What do you do when one of your fellow bus passengers pulls out a butcher knife and starts gutting his seat-mate like a trout? (A) Take the knife and restrain the passenger; (B) Politely ask the carver to cease from his inhospitable behavior; or (C) race from the bus and wait to see what happens to the little fella. If you are a God-hating Canadian, you surely said (C). That's because God is rewarding your rebellion with hard hearts, stiff necks, and your own personal Freddy Krueger!
